Soulja Boy Is About To Blow

Even Twista is trying to get some of the Soulja Boy beats, this guys beats have blown up. He's supposedly unsigned and repping ATL. He's huge in the 404 right now and getting wider support from more and more artists. I would expect him to become signed very soon.



And the original

Snoop-a-loop

Check this new spin from Snoop with his trademark west coast sound. Snoop is basically a pimp, no lie.

My Toe, Cute Asian Chick, and Vicodin

So definitely, my toe hurts... like mad serious bad. I'm writing to you under the influence of 25 mg's of Vicodin, which the doc prescribed. Well... he prescribed 5 mg's per 6 hours, but it still hurts, so meh. How my toe hurts through that, I will never know. I think I'm allowed this as my toenail has been half removed.

But I've gotten off topic... the Vicodin... it saved me from Retard Girl #1's ridiculous banter just now. I've just come back from class tonight where we worked on our group accounting project. The entire time we were working, Retard Girl #1 was talking fucking yell-talking at the top of her lungs, as usual. Luckily I was jacked up on high level narcotics.

Enough about my toe and the vicodin. The cute Asian chick in my class is really cute. Shes also in my group. But even though she doesn't really do that much for the group, she provides the eye candy that everyone needs. She has these really cool blue contacts that are really bright. "The spice must flow" kinda bright. I guess the other thing that makes her cute is her bling. Cute Asian girl drives a MB C280, wears a movado watch, and all kinda finger and wrist bling. I have a feeling it's mostly her parents, but still, shes been taught class, which is good. Thank god some parents are still teaching their kids how to be classy...

But enough of my narcotic induced druther, goodnight and good luck!

Retard Girl #1

OK, so I'm taking a summer accounting course for my transfer to UNF and one of the requirements to pass this course is a semester end group project with a presentation and everything. Each group consists of 4 members, and of course, I just happened to miss the day that the groups were made. I ended up getting put in a group with two people who are cool, and one person who is what I would call "what-the-fck-make-her-go-away" stupid... She is one of those people who will sit there and passively demean you to your face and not realize she's doing it. She is one of those people who will sit there and talk about someone behind their back and praise them when they are present. Finally, she is the kind of person who will call you 4 times in an hour about random stuff you have nothing to do with just to get your approval; and on that 5Th call, you know... the one where you send it to voicemail because you're tired as shit of her shenanigans, she leaves you a 9 minute voicemail that you end up listening to all of just in case she said something that directly pertains to the class you're attending together.

She is, at this moment, the suckiest suck that ever sucked. I detest her. Why, oh why, did I decide that it would be a nice night to go enjoy a hookah with my friends the class they picked groups... Let this be a lesson to you ladies and gents, NEVER, EVER, ditch class if there's any talk of a group project. You almost always will get stuck with the 9-minute-voice-message girl who you'd like nothing more than to tie to a tree and leave in the woods for some gay woodsman to find and turn her into a lampshade.

I think you all can feel how annoying this person is, I can sleep soundly now.