Retard Girl #1

OK, so I'm taking a summer accounting course for my transfer to UNF and one of the requirements to pass this course is a semester end group project with a presentation and everything. Each group consists of 4 members, and of course, I just happened to miss the day that the groups were made. I ended up getting put in a group with two people who are cool, and one person who is what I would call "what-the-fck-make-her-go-away" stupid... She is one of those people who will sit there and passively demean you to your face and not realize she's doing it. She is one of those people who will sit there and talk about someone behind their back and praise them when they are present. Finally, she is the kind of person who will call you 4 times in an hour about random stuff you have nothing to do with just to get your approval; and on that 5Th call, you know... the one where you send it to voicemail because you're tired as shit of her shenanigans, she leaves you a 9 minute voicemail that you end up listening to all of just in case she said something that directly pertains to the class you're attending together.

She is, at this moment, the suckiest suck that ever sucked. I detest her. Why, oh why, did I decide that it would be a nice night to go enjoy a hookah with my friends the class they picked groups... Let this be a lesson to you ladies and gents, NEVER, EVER, ditch class if there's any talk of a group project. You almost always will get stuck with the 9-minute-voice-message girl who you'd like nothing more than to tie to a tree and leave in the woods for some gay woodsman to find and turn her into a lampshade.

I think you all can feel how annoying this person is, I can sleep soundly now.